I was having a nice, relaxing summer night last night, just drinking some beer and watching the end of the Pirates-Reds game on MLB Network, and then this beast pops up on the TV…

Sheez…  I’m not even sure the Jack Black character in Shallow Hal would’ve likened up to this creature.  If you take a look at the still shot, you can see everybody in her section is either looking on in disgust or laughing at her.  It’s quite comical.  Her shirt says ‘We Are Family’.  She must love the Buccos family, because I’m guessing her own family disowned her.

What was ROOT Sports even thinking panning the camera at her?  Whatever happened to the tried and true formula of only showing hot girls or cute kids at baseball games?  The only theory that makes sense to me is that she is one of the most frequent customers of the University of Pittsburgh Medical Center, which is a major sponsor for the Pirates.