Sixto Clock Start to Save the Marlins Season

The Marlins have a Sixto Clock start this afternoon to save the season. The last time Sixto took the mound was on Friday when he and Yu Darvish put on an epic display of pitching porn… After battling through brutal weather conditions (45 degrees Fahrenheit – what the fuck) to blank the Cubs 2-0 and…

All Aboard the Twins Train

After the horrendous Rangers opening weekend, I needed another AL pet team to ride for this once-in-a-lifetime 60 game season gambling opportunity. Without question, my chase bets went to the Twins. 2 units to win the division at -122 (cha ching!) 1 unit to win the AL at +5500 1 unit to win the WS…

The Real Death Star Is the Dallas Cowboys Stadium

The Vegas Raiders are trying to brand their new stadium ‘The Death Star’ and I’m having none of that. There is only one Death Star and it’s right outside of Dallas. There is only one Empire team and that’s America’s Team. Fuck this noise. Everyone in Dallas has been calling our stadium the Death Star…

Sonny Scores Four to Massacre Southampton

Sunday was a beautiful morning for Spurs, and especially for Son… Four goals. FOUR! Within just 26 minutes. What a game. Sonny’s finishes were superb, but all four assists from Kane were a treat as well. The past two seasons have been frustrating as hell whenever Son and Kane were on the field together. Both…

NFL Lock of the Week: Washington +7 at Arizona

For most of the first half last week vs philly, the Washington Football Team looked as terrible as the redskins were back in the day. Then they flipped a switch and let loose some pure domination. 27 unanswered points (could’ve been 34 if they didn’t kneel out a garbage time goal-to-go series). Eight sacks. EIGHT!…