Aston Villa – The Lock of a LIFETIME

I was thinking about nourishing my passion for daytime gambling today and noticed that Aston Villa is only -175 in the FA Cup.  Are you kidding me?  I did some more research, and I still can’t believe this line.  It is the lock of a LIFETIME! They are playing at home against the almighty Wycombe Wanderers of Football…

This Dreamy Broad from Super Bowl 1 Has Me Smitten

The NFL Network found away to patch together footage of almost every play of Super Bowl 1 and aired it for the first time ever last night.  They had former players from the game sit down with the network’s own analysts to break down everything that was going on and it was actually pretty cool…

Absolute Screw Job at Stamford Bridge This Morning

This one has to hurt for Everton fans, but more importantly, it is devastating to the gambling sharps like myself who backed Everton +360.  What an absolute screw job. At the 90th minute with Everton up 3-2, the refs called for a full seven minutes of stoppage time to close out the game…  Seriously y’all?  I…

Sackless Scrub Jeremy Mincey Talks Shit About Greg Hardy

I think it’s safe to say that one of the worst moves the Cowboys made this year involved the defensive end position.  No, not the signing of Greg Hardy.  It was appeasing Jeremy Mincey’s training camp holdout with a $500k raise and paying him $2M for a whopping total of 19 tackles and zero sacks… This…

Knucklehead Joey Porter Trolls Dumber Knuckleheads in Cincy

A lot of football fans may have forgotten Joey Porter’s name until Saturday night, but his knucklehead behavior has been a part of AFC North lore for over a decade.  A few of my favorite highlights include… The time in 2000 when he kept trying to paralyze Browns punter Chris Gardocki A 2003 incident when he randomly got shot in…

Chip Kelly Is Charlie Weis 2.0 so of Course San Francisco Wants Him

I admit that ever since I saw those sorry scumbags in Veterans Stadium cheer on Michael Irvin’s stretcher, the Eagles have usually been awesome and always terrified me more than any other team.  That is, until they hired Chip Kelly… We all saw the train wreck that was Steve Spurrier in Washington, and it was pretty obvious this was…

Diana Moskovitz Strikes Again for Amnesiac NFL Fans Everywhere

If you were living under a rock last year when the story about Greg Hardy beating his ex-girlfriend was all over the news, you were in luck this past November when Deadspin’s Diana Moskovitz released a 4,000 word exposé about how, well, Greg Hardy beat up his ex-girlfriend last year.  There was absolutely nothing new in the…