First off on behalf of the baseball universe to philly’s own Bryce harper – here is a nice big fuck you and suck my dick*. The Nats finally became cool to cheer for this year much like the Caps during the Ovi run. Props to DC on winning a title for the ages. I have…
America’s Team was facing a season on the brink until the clock struck primetime and we blessed the nation with a complete and thorough ass kicking to lock up the NFC East by halftime. That was so easy! Who would’ve thought at this time two years ago that Dak would be the perennial MVP candidate…
Congratulations to the crybaby disastros for shitting the bed both on and off the diamond so far. Their assistant gm started things off by shaking the woke hive with his Osuna comments. Look at this fucken weirdo: He looks like he fits right in with those supposed rocket scientist execs that are so ‘analytically adept’…
When Detroit plays on primetime you know they’re either gonna lose embarrassingly like the jets opener last year or depressingly like the Seattle batted ball game and the packers Hail Mary. Monday night fell into the latter category because of those two absolute horse shit hands to the face penalties. Honestly the last time I…
There was a big expose this week on the Robert Kraft/Asian hooker ring bust and one particular passage has been making some rounds: No fucken way man. Everyone said it made no sense that a billionaire would need a rub and tug spa and everyone was right. He was in love with the hookers. What…
It looked like the Stars were going to suck this year starting 0-3 and one of our players almost died*. We were down for most of tonight and the season was on the line apparently so I had to tune in for my first ten minutes of NHL hockey this season. I saw enough to…
The fact of the matter is Aaron Rodgers has owned us his entire career and I’m at peace with it. Despite all of Brett Favre’s accolades and all of those John madden live action dick sucking sessions that America had to endure for so many Monday nights, there is one thing Favre could never do…
