The Disastros Dynasty Is Canceled

First off on behalf of the baseball universe to philly’s own Bryce harper – here is a nice big fuck you and suck my dick*.  The Nats finally became cool to cheer for this year much like the Caps during the Ovi run.  Props to DC on winning a title for the ages. I have…

The Crybaby Disastros Are Embarrassing Themselves

Congratulations to the crybaby disastros for shitting the bed both on and off the diamond so far.  Their assistant gm started things off by shaking the woke hive with his Osuna comments.  Look at this fucken weirdo: He looks like he fits right in with those supposed rocket scientist execs that are so ‘analytically adept’…

Lowly Lions Lose Late Last Night

When Detroit plays on primetime you know they’re either gonna lose embarrassingly like the jets opener last year or depressingly like the Seattle batted ball game and the packers Hail Mary. Monday night fell into the latter category because of those two absolute horse shit hands to the face penalties.  Honestly the last time I…

Cowboys Get off to a Disappointing 4-2 Start

The fact of the matter is Aaron Rodgers has owned us his entire career and I’m at peace with it.  Despite all of Brett Favre’s accolades and all of those John madden live action dick sucking sessions that America had to endure for so many Monday nights, there is one thing Favre could never do…