After the horrendous Rangers opening weekend, I needed another AL pet team to ride for this once-in-a-lifetime 60 game season gambling opportunity. Without question, my chase bets went to the Twins. 2 units to win the division at -122 (cha ching!) 1 unit to win the AL at +5500 1 unit to win the WS…
The Vegas Raiders are trying to brand their new stadium ‘The Death Star’ and I’m having none of that. There is only one Death Star and it’s right outside of Dallas. There is only one Empire team and that’s America’s Team. Fuck this noise. Everyone in Dallas has been calling our stadium the Death Star…
Sunday was a beautiful morning for Spurs, and especially for Son… Four goals. FOUR! Within just 26 minutes. What a game. Sonny’s finishes were superb, but all four assists from Kane were a treat as well. The past two seasons have been frustrating as hell whenever Son and Kane were on the field together. Both…
Huge loss by the Rangers last night. Huuuuge and clutch loss for us! We almost screwed ourselves after building 3-0 lead through five. We were looking way too dominant and I was getting pissed. Finally in the bottom of the 6th, Wes Benjamin was reminded that he’s a 27 year old rookie with no future…
In the month that has passed since getting ritually massacred by Slam Diego and their four straight grand slams, the Rangers season has gone from doomed to straight up catastrophic. They ended that Padres series at 10-14 and proceeded to trash up the joint over the ensuing weeks for a 3-13 record. Somehow, that losing…
There are seven games left in the Marlins regular season and it’s time to clinch a playoff spot. We went 4-4 against the Red Sox and Nats over the past week, which is somewhat weak for two bad teams but it doesn’t matter because we beat the piss out of philly in the much more…
For most of the first half last week vs philly, the Washington Football Team looked as terrible as the redskins were back in the day. Then they flipped a switch and let loose some pure domination. 27 unanswered points (could’ve been 34 if they didn’t kneel out a garbage time goal-to-go series). Eight sacks. EIGHT!…
New England rushed a whopping 62% on first down last week. That ranks them first in the league after week 1, with the next closest team being LA Rams at 48%. The Pats had 42 total rushing attempts and just 19 pass attempts (69% running, nice). This flies in the face of most anal ytic…
Everyone is whining about the college football slate today, saying it’s boring and there’s only one ranked game etc. First of all, see above. Second of all, that ranked game involves The U. So as far as I’m concerned, today is going to be awesome. . Tulane -6.5 vs Navy Two words – triple option.…
Next up for America’s Team this week is the Falcons, but my time on this Earth hasn’t seen any notable games between us. There was the Chaz Green game a couple years ago when Jason Garrett had no clue what to do without Tyron Smith, but who cares about that. There was also a pretty…
