Royals need to throw in the towel

Every inning that Chris young pitches makes it more and more automatic that Matz is gonna annihilate game 4. Cmon KC, you’re gonna definitely lose on Saturday just to maybe  win tonight? Doesn’t seem very logical to me…

Torii Hunter’s Retirement Brings Back My Nightmares

So close…  Sooooo fucking close to making the greatest catch of all time. Torii Hunter is 100% a Hall of Famer and anyone who says otherwise has a stick up their ass and doesn’t know what they’re talking about.  He was a true five tool player and a key cog for three separate perennial playoff…

Andre Ellington Clearly has never played Madden

Come on dude… Press the X button on yourself and go down! It was a great catch and run to get the first down to close out what should have been an orgasm inducing series of play calls.  The Jermaine Gresham screen was brilliant to start with.  Then when you have 2nd and 19 after…

Give Ned Yost Canadien Citizenship

Leave it up to someone who was fired by the Brewers to be dumb enough to bring in Madsen tonight. Joey Bautista comes up as the tying run and what does he decide?  Nah fuck my world class closer. Fuck Herrera. Let’s bring in the guy with 5 earned runs over 5.1 innings.  Just brilliant… Fortunately for…

Johnny Cueto Doing Johnny Cueto

Anybody who thought Johnny Cueto was gonna win tonight should’ve listened to me back in August when I told y’all that he was a fucking fraud. 2 innings, 10 baserunners, and 8 hits later I guess you finally get your confirmation. And then he spends the rest of the game giggling and smiling in the…

Al Michaels CRUSHES the Over

The over/under for the number of times “deflate” would be mentioned last night was 2.5.  Thank you sweet Jesus for the legendary Al Michaels! The backdoor cover was pretty dope as well.