Get Pumped for the Women’s Match Tonight (Maybe…)

It’s well documented that I am not the biggest fan of women’s soccer.  However, I’m still getting pretty stoked for USA-Germany tonight.  Earlier this week, I was talking to a buddy from Germany who told me I should actually start getting more interested in this tournament… Some may ask why I’d be friends with anybody…

Chris Kluwe – the Ultimate Internet Troll

Yesterday, I was reading a Deadspin article about airplane etiquette (I fucking love to fly) and stumbled upon a comment from an insufferable Internet troll that immediately put me into hate reading mode. So Chris Kluwe flies Spirit Airlines?  Grosss.  Even in college when I had no income, I would’ve never, ever subjected myself to flying such…

Edu Vargas Making Us Rich

If you’ve been following my gambling advice, your bookie is shaking in his boots right now. Edu Vargas scored both goals for us to beat Peru 2-1. The second goal was this masterpiece… Awesome. It’s the type of long shot that you try to rip in a co-rec soccer game when you want to impress…

Phillies Hire New President, Will Still Suck

The Phillies Will Never Stop Sucking The Phillies just hired some dude named Andy MacPhail to be their new president starting next season.  Besides having the perfect last name for an executive in Philly, he sports a resume that looks surprisingly legit… -Twins GM from 1985-1994: built a badass team anchored by Kirby Puckett and Chuck Knoblauch…

Mavs Draft Monster from India, Rest of NBA Is Doomed

Dirk who?  With the 52nd pick in the NBA draft last night, the Mavs just assured themselves a handful of future titles by selecting 7’2”, 300lb Satnam Singh.  This dude is the truth!  He comes from a tiny farming village of less than 1,000 people in India, and had been training with IMG academy in…

Ugliest Baseball Fan Ever? (NSFW)

I was having a nice, relaxing summer night last night, just drinking some beer and watching the end of the Pirates-Reds game on MLB Network, and then this beast pops up on the TV… Sheez…  I’m not even sure the Jack Black character in Shallow Hal would’ve likened up to this creature.  If you take…

Hate Your Job? Want a New Way to Pay Rent? 6.26 Gambling Picks

If you’ve been following my picks lately, they’ve been fire.  Pick these teams today to keep getting richer… COPA AMERICA: Columbia +0.5 (-102) vs Argentina (Columbia three way ML: +395) Argentina is the favorite to win the tournament because of Lionel Messiah, but they’ve been anything but impressive so far.  In their last game, they…