The NFL Would Suck Without HGH

So Al-Jazeera is supposed to air a ‘shocking’ documentary tonight exposing rampant HGH use in the NFL.  Uh…  No shit?  I’m not sure how this is news.  And who seriously cares about this anymore?  It’s 2015…  The time to get upset over PEDs passed ten years ago. I’m not disappointed at all if Peyton Manning was…

Boxing Day Gambling LOCKS

My quest to match the winnings of that stupid whore in Vegas is off to a great start.  Three for three on Christmas Eve bitches!  My units are $10,000 each, so I’m already up $30k… Fuck yeah!!  Everything’s coming up for Wilbanks right now.  Might as well hop on this train yourself before we get to…

RIP Charles Woodson’s Illustrious Career

While most of the western world is worshipping Jesus right now, the god I’m honoring tonight is Charles Woodson.  A vintage bro.  The last of his kind.  Heisman winner as a fucking DB!!!  Are we ever gonna see that shit again?  No way.  He would be a lot more chill if he never played for Green…

Christmas Eve Gambling LOCKS

I’m still stewing over that dumb bitch who thinks she’s a better gambler than me, so I’ve decided to gamble aggressively and try to match her winnings by the end of bowl season.  Of course, I’m gonna have to do my fucking homework and get this shit right in order to not end up in…

Did Some BU Hockey Bros Throw the National Championship?

There’s a little story brewing up in Boston and I have no idea how it’s not a  bigger deal right now.   Nick Roberto, a winger on BU’s hockey team, had been scratched since the beginning of the season pending an investigation into ‘some very serious allegations’, and he ended up suspended for good earlier this week…

Bengals Get Bitch Slapped by Steelers, but Playoff Hopes Skyrocket

I can’t decide what is funnier about the situation in Cincinnati right now.  The god awful throw that preceded Dalton’s injury… Andy Dalton headed to locker room with thumb injury after making this horrible decision: pic.twitter.com/2Svu4PKYSK — Deadspin (@Deadspin) December 13, 2015 Or the fact that Bengals fans had legit hope in him to begin with… Am…