Is Life Worth Living If You’re a DC Sports Fan?

No, seriously, is it? This guy should’ve just jumped and got it done with. I mean Jesus Christ look at these teams… Nats – might be the most talented team in sports history to never advance in the playoffs. Shit even before the Nats arrived, DC had the Orioles around to let Jeter and a…

Latest Cam Newton Bashing Is Irony at Its Finest

Listen I know it’s retarded what Cam said and he has to know better in 2017 yada yada yada…  but I’m still feeling sad for the guy here.  When you see this clip and take away anything but a clumsy attempt at sarcasm, you have a stick up your ass. https://twitter.com/JasmineLWatkins/status/915691864975724544?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fftw.usatoday.com%2F2017%2F10%2Fcam-newton-sexist-remark-press-conference-question-jourdan-rodrigue-panthers-nfl Dude is one of…

Crybaby Astros Prioritize Pettiness over 1 Seed, Lose HFA

Hey remember back in the day when the Astros had a double digit lead on the 1 seed and their smug ass fans acted like a dynasty had started to save their miserable Houstonian existence?  I wonder if back then they could’ve conceived of an October opening against Chris Sale instead of a wild card…

Coach O’s $12M Accent Is Death Knell for LSU

Let me preface this by saying that if you have any concern at all for your financial well-being, then you must bet your life on Florida -3.  There are trap lines and there are stupid lines, and this one is the latter.  LSU under Coach O is a complete and utter disaster. Listen I get…

Wazzu Is Legit and Mike Leach Is Officially a Legend

I’ve been looking for a favorite team for this season, and Friday night sealed the deal on Wazzu for me.  That game was fucken sick.  I’ve been high on them for a couple years now, but this is the signature win that finally elevates them into the stratosphere of CFP contention. As a Texan, I’ve always…

America’s Team Should Not Be Playing Noon Games

Sucks to start 2-2, but I’m not worried about this loss at all.  We casually dominated for most of the game, but something still felt off the whole time.  Just in one of those funks the entire game, and it was because of the noon kickoff time. America’s Team is not made for noon games.…