Warren Sapp Is a Traitor in the War on Football

SI just put out a wild piece on Warren Sapp yesterday that is definitely worth a read if you have a few minutes.  It must have been fun as shit for the writer to cover – full of strip clubs, blunts, and egregiously dumb quotes from Sapp. Apparently, it’s now his life mission now to…

It Is Finally Fate for the Vikings to Win the Super Bowl

I was at a New Orleans bar for the Minneapolis Miracle, and man it was the surrealist shit I’ve ever witnessed in sports.  The bartendress was chain smoking and everyone was locked in arms yelling during the final drive, and then Diggs happened and you could hear a pin drop the rest of the night.…

Ranking Cole Beasley’s New Rap Single Among Other Cowboys Classics

Aside from running the same tired ass routes that Jason Garrett’s been calling all year, it looks like Cole Beasley has been putting time into a little pet project… https://www.sbnation.com/college-football-recruiting/2017/12/20/16788196/georgia-recruiting-class-2018 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBJpDA6eAMY I will admit rap is my worst genre and I don’t know shit about it, but it seems pretty clear that he has flow…

Rick Carlisle Sets the Sheep Straight on Lavar Ball

Not since the glory days have I been this proud of coach Carlisle.  The dipshits at Deadspin are telling him to chill, but it’s been long overdue for a coach to step up and call out this garbage from ESPN. NBA proponents say one of the great features of the league is social media headlines…

Demarcus Lawrence Says Fuck the Refs

Demarcus Lawrence went off the other day about the apparent referee conspiracy against the Cowboys right now.  He hasn’t gotten a holding call in five games.  The Cowboys as a team has had an obscenely low eight total holding calls against them all season, including a recent five game drought.  I don’t think really buy…

Georgia Bulldogs Perpetuate Their Role as Losers

You could say that Georgia Bulldogs fans are like the Cowboys fans of college football.  They carry themselves as if they’re a flagship program, and they expect championships every year despite never being close to good enough.  Listening to a dawgs fan talk about Georgia football sometimes makes me realize how annoying my own NFL…

Ohtani Is a Pussy and Signs with Angels

Otani became the first person ever to voluntarily move to Anaheim last week.  Its a crushing blow to Ranger nation.  Despite what most baseball fans assumed, we were a strong favorite to land this kid. We’ve had a strong relationship with Nippon Ham ever since the Darvish signing.  We tried to sign him out of…