Johnny Cueto Doing Johnny Cueto

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Anybody who thought Johnny Cueto was gonna win tonight should’ve listened to me back in August when I told y’all that he was a fucking fraud.

2 innings, 10 baserunners, and 8 hits later I guess you finally get your confirmation. And then he spends the rest of the game giggling and smiling in the dugout. Not the type of guy you want as an ace but he’ll make a great #3 for whoever signs him this winter.