The New NHL All-Star Game Will Make for Exhilarating Gambling

Kudos to the NHL for realizing how much their All-Star Game sucks and doing something about it.  In case you haven’t heard, they’re switching to a four team tournament of 3 on 3 hockey.  They also reached into their inner XFL and put down a $1M prize pool for the winning team.

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I know one thing is for sure…  I won’t need ecstacy that weekend to be feeling euphoric because gambling on this tournament is going to be the dopamine rush of a lifetime.

I already know I’m going to bet 20 or so units on the Central division to win the whole thing, and then probably another 10 each on their individual games.  Seguin and Benn are going to be locks to crush this tournament.

Can’t fucking wait!