Get Stoked for the First Gambling Lock of Football Season

Football starts tonight.  Fuck.  Yes.  Gambling on baseball is fun and all (especially on weekday afternoons), but there’s nothing like racking up your balance by hitting covers on our countries greatest cultural icon – American fucking football.  Start your season off with a bang with this stone cold lock…

Utah -5 vs Michigan

Jesus Christ, I have no idea how this line keeps getting bet down to under a touchdown.  These Michigan fans are getting senile right now.  Jim Harbaugh is a coaching god, yes, but that doesn’t mean the horrendous players he inherited are going to become competent overnight.  Utah is really fucking good too, and their stadium is sneakily one of the toughest in the nation to play at.  They looked like they were going to beat Oregon at home last year until this play happened…

Bet your paycheck.  Set up another mortgage on your house.  Find a gangster and risk your kneecaps.  Get as loaded as fucking possible betting Utah tonight.

Get Stoked for the First Gambling Lock of Football Season

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