Bet Your Entire Fucking Paycheck on Tottenham This Morning

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Tottenham plays the shittiest team in the Premier League this morning, and bookmakers have them at only -110 odds to win.  They’re basically asking us to take charity from them.  And while we’re not poor (especially after the college games this weekend), it would still be dumb to say no.  Therefore, I suggest betting your entire month’s paycheck on Tottenham to win this game.

Tottenham only has three points right now as they’ve blown several leads to result in draws, but those have been against teams that are far better than Sunderland.  Sunderland fucking sucks.  They’ve been needing to get relegated for years now, and it looks like this is the year where they finally get sent packing to where they belong.  Although Tottenham does not have many points this year, they are still a talented team that will win a lot of games.  They also have new arrival Son Heung-Min from Bayer Leverkusen that’s gonna give a really good boost to their attack from the midfield.