Greg Hardy hasn’t been making any new friends in the media lately, but he has a fan in me.  Let’s review some of his most controversial quotes since his arrival in Dallas and figure out which one got me to turn…

In May, he tweeted this joke out to a Panthers fan…

That’s actually kind of fucked up.  Greg can do better.

In his first interview after completing his suspension, he said this about getting back on the field…

I hope I come out guns blazing.

Haha get it?  Get the irony?  It’s because he ‘allegedly’ threw his girlfriend on top of a pile of loaded guns.

Here he is this week talking about Tom Brady…

I love Tom Brady, he’s cool as crap.  Have you seen his wife?  I hope she comes to the game.  I hope her sister comes to the game, all her friends come to the game.  One of my favorite games of the year, guys.

Nice.  If you’re not out there trying to impress the girls, what kind of player are you?

Here he is later during the same interview after being told Blake Bortles’s girlfriend is smoking hot…

Is she?  This kind of information is important.  That’s how I select my Pro Bowls.

Winner!!  Some people that would be a stupid way to select pro bowlers.  Those people obviously haven’t seen Lindsey Duke before…