It’s Thursday, Pile up Your Weekend Boozing Money with These Gambling Locks

Royals -134 vs Astros

The Royals are awesome at home and have Ventura ready to rock this postseason.  The Astros are a pedestrian road team and McHugh doesn’t scare me one bit.

Washington +17 at USC

Chris Peterson is one of the best coaches in all of college football and he’s getting this Washington rounded into form.  They almost pulled an outright upset at Boise State in week 1, and they held their own against Jared Goff and Cal in their last game.  They’re coming off a bye week and I expect them to surprise a lot of people tonight.  Also, USC is a fraud team.  They’re not covering by three scores.

Colts +5.5 at Texans

You have to be a huge fucking degen even beyond my level to place a wager on this dumpster fire of a game tonight.  However, if you must, take all the points that the Colts are getting with the public overreaction to the Luck injury.  Yes, the Colts are much worse off without Luck, but the Texans still suck and shouldn’t be laying this many points against what is still a veteran team.