Did the Blue Jays Fuck Themselves by Letting Tulo Play with This Thrift Store Glove?

Jesus Christ man.  It’s not like an untimely error is gonna fuck over your season or anything…  Maybe break in a new glove during the games that you’re trying to lose anyways.

Also, Encarnacion – try to be more of a pussy than you were tonight, you can’t.  Had to be taken out of a game for x-rays that were NEGATIVE?  So you weren’t hurt, but you didn’t feel good…  You could’ve stuck it out like Perez and tried to help your team win a championship game, but instead you act as cowardly and heartless as your colleague.

Next up is game 2 with 0-6 Price on the mound