Jesus Christ man.  It’s not like an untimely error is gonna fuck over your season or anything…  Maybe break in a new glove during the games that you’re trying to lose anyways.

Also, Encarnacion – try to be more of a pussy than you were tonight, you can’t.  Had to be taken out of a game for x-rays that were NEGATIVE?  So you weren’t hurt, but you didn’t feel good…  You could’ve stuck it out like Perez and tried to help your team win a championship game, but instead you act as cowardly and heartless as your colleague.

Next up is game 2 with 0-6 Price on the mound