So RG3 wants to come back to Dallas, huh?  Fuck that.  If he comes back here, I will seriously ponder joining my former friends who pretended to disown the Cowboys when we signed Greg Hardy.

No football season has caused me bigger headaches and made me tune out more than his 2012 rookie year…  The way the media hyped him up was absolutely sickening.  It’s not completely his fault they anointed him as a Black Jesus over a few cool highlight runs, but boy did he soak that spotlight up.  So much so that when his coach wanted to progress him out of running the read option every other play before teams learned how to stop it, he became too cool to listen.

Everyone blames Shanahan for leaving him in the game against Seattle, but Griffin himself is also to blame for being too hot shit to admit how fucked his knee was.  That injury was the comeuppance he deserved and I’m glad it happened as soon as it did.

I thought people would cool down on him the next year, but much to my chagrin, I still got so many fucking Subway commercials thrown in my face and heard so many stupid promos about the most narcissistic documentary ever made.  Seriously, that comeback special was worse than most of the things LeBron does…

Then, finally by the end of 2013, people realized he was actually a fucking terrible quarterback and a huge piece of shit as a person.  Finally!

Is he just gonna magically change by coming to Dallas?  No.

Some people may call me a hypocrite after I said basically the exact opposite about Johnny Football, but there is a huge difference here.  Manziel might be a dirtbag as a drunk (I’ve never seen him do anything bad, only be a bro but whatevs), but RG3 is an annoying sober person.  Nothing is worse than an annoying sober person.  Those people are the absolute worst and cannot be trusted, especially with the offense of America’s Team.

Johnny Football – fuck yeah, bring him in

RG3 – fuck you, go to Houston

 

 

PS – One thing I really need to get off my chest…  Every article I read about how exciting his 2012 season was mentions his week 1 win at New Orleans, and that needs to stop.  That game was the worst.  What do you do when you play a team without a coach?  Run the same stupid play over and over again!

Garbage.