Huge loss by the Rangers last night. Huuuuge and clutch loss for us! We almost screwed ourselves after building 3-0 lead through five. We were looking way too dominant and I was getting pissed. Finally in the bottom of the 6th, Wes Benjamin was reminded that he’s a 27 year old rookie with no future…
In the month that has passed since getting ritually massacred by Slam Diego and their four straight grand slams, the Rangers season has gone from doomed to straight up catastrophic. They ended that Padres series at 10-14 and proceeded to trash up the joint over the ensuing weeks for a 3-13 record. Somehow, that losing…
There are seven games left in the Marlins regular season and it’s time to clinch a playoff spot. We went 4-4 against the Red Sox and Nats over the past week, which is somewhat weak for two bad teams but it doesn’t matter because we beat the piss out of philly in the much more…
Last weekend, the Marlins started the mega 7 game series against the phillies to essentially decide a playoff spot, and it was a beatdown of 5 games to 2. Hahahaha, what a fucking joke the phillies are. So nice to be cheering for another team with a philly division rival. What a trash organization and…
The Marlins are about to have a long weekend of their most important stretch of the season – seven total games over five days against the Phillies. It’s part of a slate of 27 games over the final 23 days of the season with zero off days and four doubleheaders within 10 days. However, the…
Jon Daniels did more than just gift us Rafael Montero (the coolest closer in the league) to turn the season around; he got us a badass new batter too. Derek Dietrich first entered the lineup on Wednesday and immediately won us three straight games. Let’s break it down… . Dietrich’s ability to take an HBP…
Are the Rangers any good? No. Are they in playoff position regardless? You bet your ass they are! One of the reasons for that is our new shut down closer Rafael Montero. He got his first save a week ago and has been 4/4 since. Four innings, four strikeouts, four saves, and ZERO baserunners allowed.…
The coolest thing about MLB’s new extra innings rule is that bunting is back. On Tuesday night when the Marlins went to extras vs the Buffalo BJ’s, we witnessed something that previously hadn’t existed since the Stone Age… A leadoff bunt! Because it was sudden death given that Buffalo was at home, Mattingly reacted with…
We’re now sitting here in the month of August and the Marlins have been leading the NL East since day 1 of the season. Prior to this year, the Marlins had never held a lead in the month of August and in fact have never won the division despite being a 2x World Series champ.…
Last week, the wide world of sports experienced a shockwave from Australia when their netball league added a controversial 2 point shot. Players are upset because the league did not consult with them for the rule change, but after further research I can conclude that those players are being whiny bitches. The current game is…
