Sonny Scores Four to Massacre Southampton

Sunday was a beautiful morning for Spurs, and especially for Son… Four goals. FOUR! Within just 26 minutes. What a game. Sonny’s finishes were superb, but all four assists from Kane were a treat as well. The past two seasons have been frustrating as hell whenever Son and Kane were on the field together. Both…

Tottenham Scrape by Some Dirty Bulgars in Europa League

Spursdays are back this year with Tottenham in the Europa league. Yesterday, they played a Bulgarian team (Lokomotiv Plovdiv) that they have some mutual history with in the form of Bulgarian striker Dimitar Berbatov. This dude played for Tottenham before my time (2006), but fans on the internet adore him. I looked up some highlights…

We’re on to Inter Miami

Welp, it looks like we’re on to Inter Miami season as the Spurs campaign is all but in a coffin.  Getting healthy from covid gave us a lot of hope, but the season was already too fucked.  Running the table over the final six games might give us a shot at Champions League, especially considering…

Who Sucks Worse – West Ham or That ManU Ref?

Spurs win 2-0 vs West Ham in a game that was much more nerve wracking in real life than it was on paper.  Two thirds possession and 15 total shots, but none of them actually hit the target.  Fortunately, West Ham sucks balls and we forced an own goal.  It was deserved.  That old ‘pucks…

Dele Suspended for Friday Because the World Is Rigged Against Spurs

Dele Alli has been killing it under Mourinho this season, but he won’t be available for Friday’s ManU mega match because he made a coronavirus joke on Snapchat back in February. Surely it must’ve been race related if it warranted a suspension, but that is still confusing given his partnership in the worlds greatest bromance…